So – next term I have a video class. Finally got word on what type of equipment to buy for the class. The instructor recommends a Canon HV20 High-Definition MiniDV. It has such features as: “it’s stylish [thank gawd! 'cause I was worried about my image!] .. and gives you the ultimate in HD video and digital photo quality with advanced features for the knowledgeable and demanding videographer.”
Hmmm … as I am an amateur in the videographer industry — I am wondering why I would spend over $1,000 to learn something I might not continue doing…
My usual default kicks in – I ask my friend the producer. Conversation went something like this:
Me: “Hey – I need a firewire video camera next semester – do you have one I can borrow?”
Him: “Nope, but my friend John has a camera that I always borrow, so I don’t see it being a problem (unless John’s dance recital is that evening…)” [the dance recital comment is a joke, not a funny one, but a joke]
Me: “… hmmm … “
Him: “Otherwise, buy one from [SECRET STORE I INTEND TO USE!], use it, and return it within 15 days for a full refund, no questions asked. I’ve always done that kind of stuff (although now, Future Shop has banned me from returns).
A friend, who makes documentaries, was hired to make a show on the sinking of a retired aircraft carrier in the US. They had put special cameras in crash boxes all over the ship; flight deck (upper and lower), the bridge, the bow, you get the idea. The day before they were to set off the explosives and sink that bad boy, he went to [SECRET STORE], bought a DV camera, put it in a PVC tube with clear plastic ends (parts from Home Depot), flew down to where they were sinking the aircraft carrier, and gaffer taped this thing to the tallest mast. After all was said and done, submarine and divers went down, they retrieved all the cameras, including the one bought at [SECRET STORE]. He took the DV tape out, put the camera back in the box, and when he got back to Vancouver, got himself a full refund. Turned out to be the best shot of all the cameras from its viewpoint atop the radio mast.”
… I LIKE this plan! Makes me feel like a evil genious !!! Bwa-ha-ha !!!
